What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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No your aunties a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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