Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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