- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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