- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

binladin walks into the american seals

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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