How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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