- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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