(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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