What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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