- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What long black and tasty? Licorice

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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