What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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one stop shop

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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