Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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men's rights activists

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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