- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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