Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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