What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

hashtags suck balls

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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