- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What are annoying? Ads.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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