why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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God is real.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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