A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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