Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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