- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Chuck Norris.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

hey hey apple

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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