KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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