roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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