- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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