What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Men's rights

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A fat guy!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

i'm hard

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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