- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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