- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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