What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Do the roar!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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