- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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