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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Eric is gay Ha

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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