Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Jebron Lames.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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