- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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