a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Women's Rights

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Anti Joke

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