- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Guest what in the butt

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

No

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A guy walks into a bar

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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