- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

i killed my family

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

oh hey.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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