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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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