- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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