Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the man say to his doctor?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

thumb_up thumb_down -34

andrew wagner

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops