- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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