- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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