A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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race-car = rac-ecar

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Yellow People !!

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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