Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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