Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Urban ghettos

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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