Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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