What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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