What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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