- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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