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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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