- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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