If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Pianos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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