- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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