- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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