why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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