- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's funnier than 24? 25

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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