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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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