- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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