Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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