Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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