Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Chuck Norris.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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