- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

tea with milk?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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