- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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