Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

To mama so old, she might die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -10

BIG MAC'S

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops