- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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