what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

steven hawking walks into a bar

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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