- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

men's rights activists

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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