Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Anti Joke

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