- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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