- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A guy walks into a bar

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