What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's funnier than 24? 25

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

irish man drinking john smiths

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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