- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

whats 1 + 1? 2

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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