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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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