- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is green and slow Grass.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Women's rights.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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