- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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