- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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