- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

why does the man appear fat he is

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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