- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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