What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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ur an fagit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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