- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

every cloud has a silver lining

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

HEY!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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