Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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stinky boner

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's up? Your time.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What does? 42

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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haha

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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