- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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