A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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