What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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PENIS that is all

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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