- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Tilt your screen back

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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