- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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