Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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