What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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