- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How old are you? 7

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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