- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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