If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

All of these jokes are about white people

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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