- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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