- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Whats funny? Your face.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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