What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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