- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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