- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A blind man walks into a library.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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