- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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