whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why? Because.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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