What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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