What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call two dog? dogs

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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