Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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