What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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your life

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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