Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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