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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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