POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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