Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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