Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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