Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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guess what what ...

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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