How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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