A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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