- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

^ That's not even funny ^

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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