- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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