Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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