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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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