- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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