What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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