Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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