- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Drew Knowles is gay

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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