- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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