- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

No antijoke here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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