A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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