- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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