What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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