- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

White NBA players.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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