Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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One time i was sitting down

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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