- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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