- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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