- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

No soap radio

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Urban ghettos

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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