If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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