- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

People...

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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