- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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