Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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