- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Small Penis.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Fine, ladies first.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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