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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Indians

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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