roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

You are joking right?

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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