Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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