What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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