- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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