- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

I Have a Black Friend

drugs.

Wanna hear a joke? no

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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