Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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