- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Golf.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Internet Explorer

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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