- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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