- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.