- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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