- Anti Joke

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.